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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Palestinian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
bus driver
student
shepherd
policeman
tramp
man
taxi driver
child
a spy
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