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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Namibian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policewoman
child
TV personality
train driver
doctor
sailor
a spy
shepherd
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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