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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
an Austrian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
ticket inspector
surgeon
woman
taxi driver
milkman
a spy
pilot
child
TV personality
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Dan
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