Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cayman Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
taxi driver
shepherd
a spy
pilot
policewoman
child
dentist
doctor
surgeon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.