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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Gibraltarian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
surgeon
dentist
child
soldier
milkman
doctor
a spy
TV personality
student
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Dan
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