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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Afghan
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
TV personality
a spy
train driver
man
dentist
farmer
ticket inspector
surgeon
bus driver
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