Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
dentist
surgeon
taxi driver
ticket inspector
soldier
policeman
child
TV personality
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.