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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
woman
train driver
milkman
policeman
policewoman
ticket inspector
man
soldier
shepherd
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.