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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
Babycham
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mauritanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
tramp
milkman
child
soldier
ticket inspector
train driver
policeman
doctor
surgeon
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