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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
flat white
holder
leaked all over
an Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
TV personality
policeman
ticket inspector
shepherd
a spy
sailor
woman
taxi driver
pilot
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Dan
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