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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a Kazakh
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
sailor
student
taxi driver
bus driver
woman
surgeon
pilot
milkman
shepherd
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