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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
policeman
tramp
a spy
farmer
milkman
soldier
student
bus driver
sailor
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Dan
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