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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Jamaican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
doctor
man
ticket inspector
tramp
bus driver
child
TV personality
policewoman
student
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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