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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
taxi driver
a spy
surgeon
man
student
soldier
woman
TV personality
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Dan
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