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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
vibrator
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
taxi driver
soldier
dentist
student
man
a spy
milkman
policewoman
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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