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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Senegalese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
policeman
student
dentist
bus driver
tramp
ticket inspector
farmer
train driver
sailor
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