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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
blackbird
guard
leaked all over
an Austrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
ticket inspector
policewoman
a spy
bus driver
dentist
tramp
man
woman
shepherd
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Dan
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