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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
man
TV personality
sailor
surgeon
shepherd
dentist
policewoman
farmer
tramp
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.