Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Lebanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
policewoman
student
sailor
soldier
surgeon
dentist
pilot
farmer
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.