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Bad maintenance
My train's
rear bogie
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
tramp
TV personality
soldier
woman
farmer
student
train driver
policeman
surgeon
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Dan
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