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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
laser
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
man
soldier
policeman
a spy
student
taxi driver
doctor
pilot
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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