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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
laser
leaked all over
a Nigerien
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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farmer
taxi driver
woman
dentist
ticket inspector
soldier
tramp
pilot
milkman
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