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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
microswitch
leaked all over
a Bruneian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
ticket inspector
sailor
bus driver
surgeon
pilot
soldier
man
doctor
student
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Dan
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