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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
microswitch
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
taxi driver
soldier
a spy
milkman
tramp
doctor
pilot
man
child
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Dan
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