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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
wire crimper
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
child
student
bus driver
taxi driver
milkman
soldier
woman
shepherd
train driver
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