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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
student
a spy
bus driver
child
woman
sailor
man
pilot
taxi driver
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