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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
pilot
taxi driver
child
bus driver
tramp
woman
a spy
milkman
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.