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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Syrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
student
bus driver
ticket inspector
a spy
policewoman
tramp
child
doctor
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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