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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Portuguese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
tramp
surgeon
farmer
child
a spy
ticket inspector
bus driver
man
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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