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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cameroonian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
bus driver
pilot
a spy
taxi driver
shepherd
surgeon
dentist
doctor
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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