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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
man
milkman
child
woman
TV personality
sailor
a spy
soldier
taxi driver
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Dan
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