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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
an Egyptian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
taxi driver
policeman
soldier
woman
tramp
ticket inspector
pilot
policewoman
man
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Dan
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