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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of the Dominican Republic
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
a spy
TV personality
pilot
student
milkman
bus driver
tramp
policeman
surgeon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.