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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
sailor
policeman
surgeon
TV personality
ticket inspector
child
farmer
tramp
soldier
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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