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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Nigerien
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
woman
taxi driver
policeman
ticket inspector
a spy
tramp
man
farmer
shepherd
surgeon
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