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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Malawian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
taxi driver
shepherd
a spy
train driver
policeman
soldier
student
TV personality
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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