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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
bus driver
dentist
farmer
surgeon
shepherd
a spy
ticket inspector
train driver
taxi driver
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