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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Congolese (Congo)
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
student
soldier
dentist
a spy
train driver
policewoman
shepherd
woman
surgeon
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Dan
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