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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
nanotube
leaked all over
a Fijian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
child
surgeon
doctor
a spy
dentist
train driver
soldier
TV personality
farmer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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