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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Togolese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
tramp
TV personality
man
policewoman
bus driver
dentist
train driver
soldier
ticket inspector
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Dan
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