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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Citizen of the Dominican Republic
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
ticket inspector
taxi driver
shepherd
a spy
sailor
surgeon
bus driver
pilot
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.