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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
an Egyptian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
ticket inspector
taxi driver
train driver
farmer
milkman
policewoman
sailor
bus driver
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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