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Bad maintenance
My train's
front bogie
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
policewoman
soldier
milkman
dentist
taxi driver
ticket inspector
policeman
sailor
tramp
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