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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
tube
leaked all over
a Citizen of Vanuatu
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
farmer
TV personality
bus driver
dentist
a spy
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taxi driver
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pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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