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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
microswitch
leaked all over
an Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
soldier
student
sailor
doctor
policewoman
surgeon
farmer
bus driver
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.