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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
microswitch
leaked all over
a Malian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
milkman
ticket inspector
policeman
student
train driver
farmer
bus driver
a spy
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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