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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
rectifier
leaked all over
a Costa Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
sailor
tramp
student
ticket inspector
farmer
a spy
child
soldier
shepherd
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