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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
compressor
leaked all over
a Zambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
pilot
a spy
doctor
sailor
soldier
train driver
bus driver
farmer
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Dan
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