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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
oscillator
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
policeman
shepherd
man
taxi driver
farmer
TV personality
dentist
a spy
woman
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Dan
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