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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
an Emirati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
woman
farmer
pilot
shepherd
bus driver
dentist
a spy
policewoman
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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